hush little baby...

so the boys like it when we sing them to sleep...now, singing softly for an extended period of time with traditionally short kids songs is a bit difficult.  so when i started singing hush little baby, then forgot some of the lyrics, i made up my own...mandy was laughing and said i should share...so here ya go, for your amusement (hopefully)

hush little baby don't say a word
daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird
and if that mockingbird dont sing
daddy's gonna buy you a diamond ring
and if that diamond ring don't shine
daddy's gonna get you on Whose Line
and if the crowd will not laugh
daddy's gonna get you a giant giraffe
and if that giraffe will not eat
daddy's gonna get a guy with a beat
and if that guy cannot rhyme
daddy's gonna get you a clock to tell time
and if that clock will not tick
daddy's gonna give it a big swift kick
and if by chance daddy does miss
daddy's gonna give you a great big kiss

and in the words of richard...fank you, fank you...